There are some things that no one warned about concerning raising a child.  So, I thought I might help to enlighten the world to at least one aspect that I found missing.

Here is a simple to follow list, on how to feed your two year old.

1) undress your child down to the diaper.

2) equip Hazmat Suit.

3) place nurishment before your darling.

4) run for cover.

5) profit!!!

I hope this has been a helpful, easy to understand list of helpful advice.

Tim

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